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John Holmes / "John Holmes, Phylis Wolf, Missy - Ann Burns, Louise Netters, Alex Elliot, Judy Lewis, Robin Ausel" Feature, Classic Let Me Count the Lays Caballero / classic

Models / Pornstars: John Holmes Phylis Wolf Missy - Ann Burns Louise Netters Alex Elliot Judy Lewis Robin Ausel

Categories / Tags: Classic Feature Caballero

He Was The Most Legendary Adult Film Star of All Time. His Massive 13 Inch Organ Was Reliably Reputed to Have Impaled More Than 14,000 Astonished Women. What's a horny groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she's a virgin, and then asks him how many girls he had in the past? Well, like any honest man, he responds by saying... "Let Me Count The Lays..."! And that's exactly what super stud John Holmes does as he relieves his amorous adventures with a bevy of busty, bawdy beauties, including Lelani, the sensuous Hawaiian wahini, lusty Deanna and the swinger's club, Linda the Sunset Strip hooker, and Babydoll with her toy alligator! All this while he lovingly instructs his quick learning virgin bride in the art of making love. Let Me Count the Lays is a true John Holmes classic! It's a sensational, sex-soaked romp with a surprise ending that proves you shouldn't necessarily believe everything you hear!

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